1. You actually feel awake
By the time you get down to sexy time in
the evening, you’re exhausted after work
and would much rather get an early night
than stay up for an extra half an hour
moaning and bouncing around.
In the morning, however, you’re well-
rested. You’re full of energy. You’re ready
to get up and go… or have sex.
2. But you’re still snuggly and cosy
Your bed will never be as comfortable as it
is in the morning, when you don’t
immediately have to get up and run into
the shower.
3. There’s either an imposed time
limit…
Needing to leave for work in twenty
minutes adds to the sexy urgency of the
session.
4. …or you’re free to enjoy a
leisurely, laidback morning
Knowing you can spend hours having sex
and then lounging in bed is the best.
5. It sets you up for the day
Starting your morning with an orgasm is
pretty much guaranteed to make the rest
of the day go swimmingly.
6. And it’s much more effective at
properly waking you up than a cup
of tea or a shower
If you’re feeling a bit groggy, foreplay peps
you right up.
7. Once you’re done, you get to
clean off afterwards
No feeling a bit sticky and grim. You get to
hop in the shower and feel fresh and
wonderful.
8. It’s a productive use of time
You’ve already ticked sex off your to-do
list (not that it’s a chore, but it is time-
consuming) and are now ready to get on
with everything else you fancy doing for
the day.
9. It’s great to feel sexy without a
load of prep
There’s no flirty buildup, fancy makeup, or
carefully chosen outfit. It’s just you, in
your pyjamas or naked, feeling sexual.
Which is splendid.
10. You get to take all those mood-
boosting hormones with you for
the rest of the day
All the endorphins and oxytocin flying
around make you happier, more productive
at work , and generally your best self.
11. And you get to think about how
great your morning sex was for
the rest of the day
Yes, I am replaying those memories on my
lunch break.
12. It makes you feel more
confident before work
Everyone has done the post-sex strut down
the tube station platform.
13. There are no distractions
There’s no decent telly on to watch, no
work you need to finish before bed, and no
emails coming in from your boss
14. If you’re up especially early,
you feel like one of those super
grownup morning people
It’s only 8am and you’ve already had two
orgasms. What an overachiever.
15. And you get to see the sunrise
Morning sex is how all those Instagrams
are taken, promise.
16. It’s really convenient
You’re both there. You’re both in bed.
You’re wearing minimal clothing instead of
things with zips and belts. It just makes
sense.
17. The lighting is flattering
There’s just enough light coming through
the curtains to make you look like you’re in
a rom-com.
18. You can do it alone and it’s just
as great
Wake and wank.
19. You get to have breakfast
afterwards
Sex followed by poached eggs on toast?
Pure joy.
Bed